For all the future docs of PM4..

**Medical Terminology**

ARTERY: The study of fine paintings

BACTERIA: Back door to cafeteria

BARIUM: Patient disposition

BOWEL: Letter like A, E, I, O, or U

CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her

COLIC: Sheep dog

COMA: Punctuation

CONGENITAL: Friendly

CESAREAN SECTION: A district in Rome

DILATE: To live a long time

ENEMA: Not a friend

FESTER: Quicker

G.I. SERIES: Baseball game between soldiers

HANGNAIL: A coat hook

MEDICAL STAFF: A doctor's cane

MINOR OPERATION: Coal digging

MORBID: A higher offer

NITRATE: less than the day rate

NODE: Was aware of

ORGANIC: Musical

OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted

POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier

PROTEIN: In favor of young people

SECRETION: Hiding anything

SEROLOGY: Study of English knighthood

TABLET: A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Sick at the airport

TUMOR: An extra pair

URINE: Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE VEINS: Veins that are very close together


Enjoy!

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