Attention

Please bring your Semester 2 Test 1 and Semester 2 Test 2 Maths test papers tomorrow! (the differentiation, log, partial fractions etc) We did them in the beginning of semester 2.
Mrs Chandra needs your scores for recording purposes.

Thanx =)

Do pass on the message yeah!

At last

This is your usual post to celebrate the end-of-exams. (I'm taking this one, Ashveer :D )

And so, our AS chapter has finally come to an end. What a euphoric moment. We have slogged at our desks the entire year and given as much as we could during finals. Somehow, Sir Winston Churchill's quote comes to mind: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."

Just have to say a few (random) things:

Ms. Fiona, we will miss you dearly :(

Three words. NO MORE LAN!! *screams hysterically*

Once again, happy birthday to our year-end babies whose b'days were during exams: Emily, Fifi, Jin Howe, Jeremy, and Ju Ee. I hope I didn't miss anybody out.

Class trip? ^^ Okay although it's way overdue, we can still make it happen. Post your suggestions or comments in the cbox.

To our lecturers, especially, Ms. Chandra, please don't torture us so much during the next 2 weeks before hols. Haha.

Finally, let's pray that the CIE examiners will be merciful when they mark our answer scripts! :)

Friday Night BBQ

Attention , pm4. This Friday , to mark the end of our exams, we've decided to hold a bbq together with pm6 and some close friends. Details are as such :-

20th November.
My PLACE ( not mine ) , SUBANG !
From 7.30 onwards..
PLEASE RSVP A.S.A.P by calling or texting 0126793901 ( jeremy ) 0173728059 ( karanvir )

You are encouraged to bring booze if u have some bottles just lying around. Cuz ' we're not providing. Haha.

The End

4 more papers ppl! Then it's over =)

Happy Halloween =)

The celebration just reminded me of our haunted house XD lol. Tiffany's and Emily's costume comes to mind. No, not Smelvin's. All he did was put on his lab coat -.-

Oh yeah, anyways, just hoping this blog doesn't go into a coma. Hence, the lame post. *sighs*

Physics Practical Lab Allocation is out on Taylor's portal btw. Like you didn't know that already. *sighs* What a waste of space!

=.=

Reminder ppl : Thursday 15.10.2009 MPH Mathematics 1 (Pure Maths 1)

1 pm right?

XD

Back online

Why is this blog DEAD again?
I really don't know what to post here anymore!
Let's just congratulate Ng Juee, Renee and Tiffany =D
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I left Kevin out on purpose btw. Was not trying to subtle so yeah. There it is =D
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Emily, we're waiting for those caricatures to be posted up =)
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=.= can't think of anything else to write.

Holidays!

Exams are finally over!! Omg

Now it's time for our long-awaited, well deserved holidays :)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!

Remember to work hard and play hard as well. Haha

Seen y'all in two weeks

Cheers!

P.S To our dear classmates who will 'balik kampung', have a safe trip back home

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

=D HAUNTED HOUSE OF THE CENTURY =)

Tiffany!!! so SCARY!!!! this is like one of those pics where you were not there when the photo was taken and then suddenly u appear in the photo!!! AHHHH!!!!

EMILY!!!!!! MORE SCARY =D YOU ROCKED TODAY =)

MING YAN!!!! =) the mask creepy lar....!!!

OMG DAMN COOL!!!

if this isnt scaring you, i dont know what will...

HAHHA patient enjoying torture

AHHHH

preparing =)

ming yan! your blood rocks =)

preparation time =)

CARRY CARYY LIFT LIFT TIE TIE CUT CUT =)

Haunted House

We have 3 days more ^^. Lets work our butt off to get it done. Sry was sick manage to make fake head with a 40 degree fever, I'M UTTERLY SRY FOR MY USELESSNESS T.T. I even failed at finding masks Sry sry sry forgive me.....

CONGRATZ!

MICHELLE WON 1st PLACE IN THE QUIZ.
THANX FOR THE SUPPORT PPL =)

YAY =)

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR VERY OWN MICHELLE FOR QUALIFYING FOR THE FINALS FOR THE PRE-MEDICAL SCIENCE QUIZ!
Emily, Ming Yan and Kevin JUST missed the cut off =(... T__T
Anyways finals is tomorrow (Thursday) 3pm at LT2. Do come to support her OK!
SHE MUST WIN THIS =)

(I know there is chemistry extra class at 3-4pm, just wanted to suggest whether you guys could try to come for a short while or something...)

WAY TO GO PM 4 =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS LILLIAN & CZ

Nice class pic =)

Nice!

Where am I??

The throwing chocolate incident

CAKE CUTTING BY TIFFANY =)

CAKE!!!

HAPPY B'DAY MS LILLIAN!

WOW! 2?!?!?!

B'day Kids =) Although a little early for CZ :p

You deserve it CZ!

HAHA =) BLOW THE CANDLES ALREADY! Gr8 wish btw!

=D

Seriously, I am out of captions ^.^

YAY! PARTY TIME =)

Have a blast Ms Lillian!

Ms Lillian making her wish!

In darkness, there is light? (=.=)

=)

YUMMY!

OMG HOW MANY PICTURES DID I TAKE!!!! =D =D =D

What a great day! Happy Birthday dearest Chem teacher and Class Rep! August babies haha =)

Hope you two had a nice time!

Round 2 E....N......J....O...Y....

Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears

and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

Labour Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Jokes of the day =)

Here we have the full version of the lame jokes that i told some of u guys. ENJOY!!

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

ABC's of ex girlfriends

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.

Financial Terms

Since Tiffany posted some medical terms.....Heres some financial ones:


Advertisement: A tool used by business to get money out of people that don't have it, for something that they don't need.

Alimony: Two person mistake paid by one.

Auditor: Person that arrives after battle to finish off the wounded.

Bank: A place that will lend you money only when you don't need it.

Bear Market: Eight months when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.

Broker: The person that you trust with thousands of your hard earned dollars. Hello!

Broker: What my broker has made me.

Broker: Poorer than you were last year.

Budget: Written proof that you can't afford the things you want.

Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

CEO: Chief embezzlement officer.

CFO: Chief fraud officer.

Day Trader: A more socially acceptable gambling addict.

Discounted Stock: A stock that is less expensive than last month and more expensive than it will be next month.

EBIT: Earnings before irregularities and tampering.

EBITDA: Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor.

EPS: Eventual prison sentence.

FRS: Fantasy reporting standards.

Institutional Investor: Past year investor who is now locked up in a mental institute.

Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks.

Momentum Investing: the fine art of buying high and selling low.

P/E Ratio: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

Profit: A man that prays to God.

Standard and Poor (S&P): Your life in a nutshell.

Stock Analyst: Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

Stock Market Correction: The term your broker uses for a stock market crash.

Stock Split: When your former wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves.

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower.

For all the future docs of PM4..

**Medical Terminology**

ARTERY: The study of fine paintings

BACTERIA: Back door to cafeteria

BARIUM: Patient disposition

BOWEL: Letter like A, E, I, O, or U

CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her

COLIC: Sheep dog

COMA: Punctuation

CONGENITAL: Friendly

CESAREAN SECTION: A district in Rome

DILATE: To live a long time

ENEMA: Not a friend

FESTER: Quicker

G.I. SERIES: Baseball game between soldiers

HANGNAIL: A coat hook

MEDICAL STAFF: A doctor's cane

MINOR OPERATION: Coal digging

MORBID: A higher offer

NITRATE: less than the day rate

NODE: Was aware of

ORGANIC: Musical

OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted

POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier

PROTEIN: In favor of young people

SECRETION: Hiding anything

SEROLOGY: Study of English knighthood

TABLET: A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Sick at the airport

TUMOR: An extra pair

URINE: Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE VEINS: Veins that are very close together


Enjoy!

Credits to Jokes for Biology Class <http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/5470/biohumor.html>

Korean BBQ!!

Anyone tried korean bbq? Well...i dunno about u guys but gosh it sucks and cost a bomb imagine RM200 for just a slice of beef, 2 slices of lamb and 2 slices of pork ==. Broke in one night *CHEERS*

Methods to study

Hey guys i nd some help wif methods to study...Here are the ones that work:

1.Listen to extremely loud music while doin work.( makes me focus )
2.Drinking Beer while doin work/study( dunno why but it helps in a way)
3.Watching TV while doin work( somehow i ended up finishing work)
4.Eating lots and lots of food (i can study for hours)

PICK ONE!!xD

A few ways to kill urself, have fun xD

Jumping

Here are a couple of great ways to kill yourself by jumping off a tall building, or cliff, or basically anything really high. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump. Don't do it when there is no one around. There's just no bloody point in that.

Explosives Strapped to Your Body

Difficulty level: 7

1. Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
2. Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.
3. Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
4. Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center (not anymore, but you get the idea smarty pants) is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.
5. Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a very reliable wind-proof lighter. Torch lighters are best.
6. Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more explosives you use, the better. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
7. Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.
8. Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life does not make for a good sound bite, something about trees telling you to kill yourself works good. Ask for news cameras from the major networks, so you can warn them of the coming tree invasion. Pace around while waving your arms and pointing a lot. If there are trees around, point at them.
9. DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that.
10. When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.
11. Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.
12. Try to steer yourself towards the people in the crowd who are chanting 'jump, jump, jump'. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt them when you explode. If you used enough explosives, everyone within seeing distance will have a piece of you.
13. Congratulations! You've just made history. I bet it feels good just thinking about it. But don't cheer up, there are plenty of other ways to do the deed.

Falling through Chain Saws

Difficulty level: 10

This is much more difficult to pull off. Instead of explosives, the money shot is you falling though three or four operating chain saws. You do not need as high a building for this --- anything above three stories will do. Remember to use the vaseline-gasoline mixture. That's the ingredient that adds pizzazz.

Bullet in Your Head

Difficulty level: 1

HAMMER a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. You'll probably even make it on MythBusters. Hell, you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you?

Death by Hairball

Difficulty level: 3

Get a cat or a dog and brush it every day. Save the hair until you have a giant hairball. Plug up your nose then shove the hairball into your mouth.

Leave a cryptic note about how you believe little Fluffy or Rover was planning to kill you in your sleep.

Meat Grinder

Difficulty level: 11

Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death. Leave a will with explicit instructions that it not be read until one year after the night of your grinding. In it, detail the way you died and the location of the hidden camera.

Sneak in at night naked and turn on the video camera. Climb into the grinder and take massive amounts of pills of your choice. Make sure it is enough to kill you.

In the morning you will be ground up and made into sausages. One year later your will, will be read to the news media and people all around the nation will vomit simultaneously.

Drown in Your Own Urine

Difficulty level: 8

Get a huge vat or possibly an above ground pool. Save all your urine. Drown yourself in it. Put a note on the side of the pool saying, "MY URINE."

This method would work for any body fluid: vomit, snot, dooty. For you despondent guys out there: A vat of your own sperm would be truly impressive. You will have to get some viagra and work frantically for years, but what else have you got to do?
Pop into alt.binaries.erotica.bestiality, get the vibrator out and get crackin'. Remember, do something really weird and original, something that will tell them you are/were special.

Make a Political Statement

Difficulty level: 5

The abundance of media outlets these days has afforded a nearly infinite number of ways to relay your message of doom and despair while consequently minimizing the impact. No longer can you be assured a sizable audience for the ranting and pontificating that so often accompany political/ecological/religious movements.

"Oh, whatever can I do?!" you may be wailing. "The world is coming to an end. Death and despair loom on the horizon. [Insert your hated adversary's name here] is the embodiment of evil. He/she/they/it is/are/will be the antichrist/destruction of us all/black death come to haunt us/etc."

"How can I get my cause the attention it deserves?" you ask. The answer is simple: A futile pointless violent act displayed to millions on the evening news.

Chop Your Own Head Off While Standing Next to a Major World Leader

1. Ingratiate yourself with your chosen mark. Get his/her/its confidence. Become a trusted member of the inner circle.
2. Sew a hand ax into a coat or jacket so that it is easily removable but not particularly visible.
3. Make a statement. Video tape is preferable because the TV news shows love visuals. The more visual material they have the better. The next best thing would be audio tape. It won't hold an audience as well but at least it can be played under the video of your death. Never write a letter. No one reads anymore. No one will care. Make sure your message will be easily found on your corpse.
4. On the day of a major rally, with hundreds or thousands of attendees and lots of television cameras, wear the coat with the hand ax attached.
5. Send backup copies of your message to as many news outlets as you can on the appointed day.
6. Stand in the background as you remove the ax from the coat. When you are finished move slowly toward your dignitary.
7. As the event reaches its climax, whip out the ax and lop off your own head. If possible try to run around like a chicken. Make sure to get as much blood on the famous person as possible. Aim well. That will be the image that gets the news coverage.
8. Bask in your glorious death. You've made the supreme sacrifice to save the world and have ended the torment that was your existence.

Assisted Suicide

Sometimes you need help. Sometimes it takes a committee. Some of the many ways of suicide are just too complicated to do alone. These are perfectly valid routes to bliss and will not taint, in any way, your death.

Death by Seinfeld

Difficulty level: 9

Find a strong burly friend that will help you. Then find Jerry Seinfeld. Have your strong burly friend pick up Seinfeld and beat you to death with him.

Later Jerry will make a tv show out of it or maybe it will just end up in his act. "So I said, Hey! Who are these people that pick up other people and beat other people to death with them?"

Plug 'Em Up

Difficulty level: -1

Get a lot of ten-ton epoxy to seal any and all body openings. Wait a while. Explode.

This method contributed by Scott Disanno

A Pun Death

Difficulty level: 3

Take five large steaks. Rub them all over your body and stuff what remains into every pocket and orifice you can find. Tape at least one steak inside your clothing directly to your body. Find one large hungry grizzly bear. Taunt it till it comes to a full boil, attacks, and kills you.

Dying this way, at the paws of a grizzly bear, will allow the tabloid newspapers and daily tv news shows to use the headline "Grizzly Death!" repeatedly.

Intest You Intest Me

Difficulty level: 4

Sometimes you want to do something violent and bloody but you just don't have the wherewithal to assemble a cache of assault weapons. This method is simple and convenient for those on limited budgets.

1. Make a small incision in your stomach.
2. Pull out your intestines.
3. Hang yourself with the intestines.
4. A cryptic note about aliens might be a nice touch.

End the Holiday Madness

Difficulty level: 6

Anyone with half a brain hates the Thanksgiving to Christmas season. There is too much family. Too many happy annoying people demanding things from you. Too much forced joy specials on television. And WAY too many repetitions of songs you've been listening to since childhood.

The only way to escape this recurring nightmare is to:

1. If you have any investments, convert them to money. Take all your money and lose it playing online poker. This is especially important if you are well off. Don't tell family members and other greedy people that would profit from your demise. After you die, they will go crazy trying to find the missing money. They may even kill each other. This will bring you satisfaction, maybe even some companionship, in hell.
2. Now, stick your head in the turkey just after it comes out of the oven, preferably during the Christmas Day^TM family gathering but a Thanksgiving Day^TM end may also serve your purposes. Your timing really depends on your own peculiar circumstances.
3. Run around banging into family members all the while flailing your arms and yelling obscenities. You can never go wrong flailing your arms when trying to kill yourself. The more flailing the better.
4. Go into a room that can be easily locked so you won't be accidently saved by well meaning but inconsiderate friends or family members.
   [Alternatively you can just flee the house and run through the streets aimlessly until you pass out. NO ONE in a large city will ever go near someone with a steaming turkey on his head. If you live in a wooded or rural area the best thing to do would be to run off into the wilderness so your body can be found with all sorts of gnaw marks on it from the multitude of animals that will flock to your decaying carcass (and the turkey's too).]
5. An interesting footnote to this holiday might be to swallow a large number of Christmas ornaments (lights, small Santa dolls, actual fruit cake) before you follow your bliss. Give your family and friends (if you have either) something to discuss the following year.

HARRY POTTER!

Nadhirah after the movie (it could also be CZ's awesome driving that is making her eyes pop out!)

CZ and Kevin's ear
Justin acting crazy (cut that, his usual self...) and Emily looking sick from either the loonatic loose next to her or her CZdriving-phobia

AWWWW so sweet pic...(i told them to behave and pose this time hahahahaha)

Urghhh....Why am I the only one looking at the camera!!!!

So yea...

Nadhi, Justin and myself took a cab to Sunway at 3.55 pm

CZ drove Kevin, Juee, Emily, Audrey, Audrey's friend and Michelle left with her friend and Jia Jing.

That's all who went right???

Yea...watched the movie which was super awesome (for me at least)

a movie for book readers...way to complex for non-readers...

FULL REVIEW in my blog :p

Went to A&W, had some fries and ice cream moments ! HAHA!

And CZ drove us back to Taylors =)

Bottom line --> we had a great time. except for kevin who hated the movie for some reason... lame....

everyone else aka emily, juee, audrey were ok ok with the show :(

me nadhi justin =) =) =D

hahahaha....

We should watch ORPHAN! or cloudy with a chance of meatballs!!!

anways to those who didn't come, HOW COULD YOU!

no further comments to be made!

personally, i loved it. you would know this if u knew me :p

why am I the only one blogging here?

Ms Chandra's B'day pic (the only one I had) 2nd July 2009

Renee's B'day pics 4th June 2009

Sorry for the late upload!

ATTENTION - READ THIS POST !!!!

HellO!!!!
The greatest thing since the Industrial Revolution has happened!!!!!
HARRY POTTER AND THE Half blood prince PPL! (sorry 4 the initial error, so embarrasing...thanx cherli!)
I got tickets =) for 16 JULY (THE FIRST DAY!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!)
DETAILS tomorrow!!! ALL MUST COME =)
Sunway pyramid ok?
OMG OMG OMG (excuse me, i am a potter maniac incase u didnt know LOL)

HELLOOO!!!!!!!
R U GUYS INTERESTED?????? I EXPECT IMMEDIATE RESPONSE>.. THIS IS BIG!

I think u dont get it! ITS HARRY POTTER!
LETS GO AND HAVE FUN LAR =)

Hey!

If you have the time, take the Facebook - Which 0901 PM4 gang are you in? Quiz ok!!!
Be honest, and hope you ppl like it...sorry for it being so boring, i didnt know what else to put in haha...
If you cant seem to find it, just go to my page/Michelle's page/CZ's page. One of the first few posts is about the quiz :)
So far, it's been accurate!!!

As we go on, we remember..

This post is for our dear friends who have spent a memorable few months with us and will be leaving/has left us in the second semester.

• Michael
• Tan Ze Xuan
• Tan Yee Won

Farewell and all the best in your future endeavors. We will miss you guys very much. Hope that our paths may cross again in the future.

-0901PM4

Happy Holidays!!!

Hey ppl! Just some info for you -->
- physics teacher put up some announcements on BB7 -- check em out
- there's one update there some may not like haha :D

HAPPY HOLIDAYS :) :) :)
(oh dear one week is almost over haha)

A Treat for You (must-see)

Presenting our very own Miss Lillian Lee dancing to the song 'Jai Ho' (Slumdog Millionaire). She is in red, and second from left. Watch her moves. GOGOGO!

-Lecturers Performance at the CAL Grad Ball in the Shangri-La Hotel, KL (June 09)

p.s teacher, please don't kill me; it looked so good, i couldn't help myself :)

Notice

No bio lab tomorrow....2 hours of theory

Because our blog needs serious spiffing up.

As you can see. We're always at the back.

What we do when we're in the physics lab. We
find pacman much more enjoyable rather than doing
boring lab assignments

We pose macho-ly when people are about to leave for
matric.

We are pm4. And we're so awesome Ms. Lillian can't
help but take pictures with us.

CLASS TRIP AFTER EXAM!!!

Eh we stylo milo a bit...after exam go to the beach and play in the sun....So u guys up for it?? Make up ur minds and by monday i will confirm and get the things rdy by then xD.

Hey

To all celebrating it, wishing you a very

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Happy Wesak Day!

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And to some of our lecturers, Happy Mother's Day XD

ATTENTION!!!!

SOMEONE IN CLASS IS GAY!!!!!!!
REALLY FREAKING GAY!!!!
HE ONLY EATS HAY!!!!
AND HE DOESNT LIKE TO PLAY!!!!
I ALWAYS CALL HIM GAY!!!
BUT HE SEEMS TO ONLY SAY!!!
"U R THE ONE WHO IS GAY"!!!!
BUT IN FACT HES THE REAL GAY!!!!

Outing Pictures

Those who took pictures during our outing, pls upload them onto the blog =) and i dun have any, too busy having fun to take any pics....sry

PM4 outing in Sunway XD

Those who did not come - WHY!!!! it was nice, funny and memorable.

(I'll only post Part 1 cause I have limited pictures - Tiffany/CZ/Ashwini etc please post up more ok!!)

Labour Day diary ;)

Met at Starbucks before 11-ish.

Chatted a while, moved towards cinema where Kevin and Manjulah bought 18 tickets for WOLVERINE X MEN ORIGINS MOVIE!

While waiting for the 11.20 am movie, more chatting took place. Justin, Chang, Michael, Chung Zun and me went to Arcade and played some games for a while. CZ trashed Chang in some shooting game whereas Michael narrowly (emphasise NARROWLY) beat me in racing =.=




Then went in to the cinema! Watched the terrific, awesome, funny, suspense-filled, action-packed, exciting, adrenaline rushing, wonderful, cool, terrific, awesome, funny (...) movie! (to be elaborated further by someone else)

After that, we took some pics and then went for a marathon around Sunway Pyramid deciding on lunch! about an hour we were conferencing and finally, we could not agree on anything. A few restaurants we tried chased us out the moment we said 'table for 18' So there was a quick decision to split up. Some went to Pizza Hut, Starbucks, Carl Jr and Am Square (karaoke place hehe)!

Since I joined the Karaoke group, i will talk about it and maybe others can post on their fun lunches as well ok :)
Emily, CZ, Kevin, Renee, Stefanie, Tiffany, Juee and myself went and started singing and eating! Was so fun, except for my singing (and Kevin's at times - dont tell him - i am kidding - seriously i am kidding - lame - lamer - will stop now - ??)

Particular nice songs we did - Womaniser (kevin rocked this), mamma mia (renee was elated n so passionate bout this, together with the other girls), ronan keating's say nothing at all, some kelly clarkson, hoobstank reason, pussycat dolls beep, something kevin RAPPED (yes!!!) and coldplay's yellow...lots of other nice ones as well XD

Well after an American Idol session, we kinda talked more, met up with the others and went back!------------------------------------ming yan going back by KTM with me -------------

Please do not laugh at me or my singing ok! For the record, I dont think it was me (probably CZ hehe) Wow Kevin, Tiffany, Renee, Emily, Juee and Stef should be taking part in OIAM or Idol! Video showing Because of you by kelly clarkson (tiffany really enjoyed this one) and dancing queen (renee and gals loved it!!)

(sorry for poor quality - dark in the karaoke room :p)